You Might Be A Kayaker If…

| December 27, 2013 | 17 Comments

KayakerSo how do you know when you’re officially a kayaker? Here’s a few ways you can tell:

You Might Be a Kayaker If…

  1. You can’t drive by a body of water without looking for a put-in.
  2. You can identify make and model of a car topped kayak from a quarter mile away.
  3. You divide your life into kayaking days and working days.
  4. You base career decisions on whether the new job will increase or decrease paddling time.
  5. You don’t have any space in your garage because it’s full of paddling gear.
  6. You buy new clothes not by how good they look but by how fast they’ll dry.
  7. The roof of your car has tan lines.
  8. You buy a car based on it’s ability to transport a kayak.
  9. You keep your kayak on your rig so you don’t forget where you parked.
  10. You have used your kayak as a sled.
  11. You wonder why car designers put the radio antennae sticking up on top of a car when that’s where the kayak goes.
  12. Every big rain or report of flooding, makes you think “I should check the river levels”.
  13. Every time you want a snack you have to dig out one of your “dry sacks.”
  14. You know the difference between a PFD and a PDF.
  15. You’ve ever paddled when there’s ice floating next to you.
  16. Every time you’re out paddling you compare equipment and modification ideas with others.
  17. You buy a “Pool Noodle” every time you go to Walmart.
  18. Your license plate has anything to do with kayaking.
  19. Your car door has kayak dings and your kayak has car door dings.
  20. You fall asleep in your bed feeling like you’re still floating on the river.
  21. Your paddle hangs on your living room wall.
  22. You sit in your kayak in the living room in the dead of winter and watch kayaking movies.
  23. You have nose plugs hanging from your rear view mirror.
  24. You’re old friends with a great blue heron.
  25. You’re all dressed up and don’t notice you’re being rained on.
  26. You visit to ACK’s recently added products everyday just to see what’s new.
  27. You study Launch Points in the dead, snowy winter for future put-ins.
  28. You own multiple boats but are still looking for the next perfect one.
  29. You are considering opening a canoe & kayak rental shop with your personal fleet after you retire.
  30. Your wardrobe is comprised mostly of high performance polyester shirts and zippered fishing pants.
  31. You get depressed because it has rained 5 days in a row, so you get out your rain gear and go paddle anyways.
  32. Your boat is long than your car.
  33. You rent propane heaters in the middle of winter so you can work on your ‘yak in the garage before the good weather comes in.
  34. You’ve learned how much easier it is to launch from the shore when there’s snow on the ground.
  35. You’ve made your own paddling gear.
  36. You have both a roof rack AND a kayak trailer. Because one or the other wasn’t enough.
  37. You own more kayaks than you can count on one hand.
  38. Your New Year’s Resolution is paddling related. Like one of these five common ones.

Help grow our list by adding more your “You might be a kayaker if…” with a comment below. Happy paddling!

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  1. Marty Hughes says:

    Nice! And….Your wardrobe is now comprised mostly of high performance polyester shirts and zippered fishing pants.

  2. Kim Abrams. says:

    You get depressed because it has rained 5 days in a row, so you get out your rain gear and go paddle any ways.

  3. Joe King says:

    This list is very true. loved the read, thx for a perfect laugh.

  4. John Grisaffi says:

    You check the weekend surf forecast for Galveston and Surfside beginning on Monday night.

  5. Tankerrn says:

    Your boats longer than your car.

  6. Bruce Maynard says:

    Your decision on which GPS/fish fincer is based on whether or not it will work on your flats boat AND your kayak!

  7. Dave Miller says:

    You rent propane heaters in the middle of winter so you can work on your yak in the garage before good weather comes.

  8. David Chapman says:

    You’ve learned how much easier it is to launch from the shore when there’s snow on the ground.

  9. Oldmanadrift says:

    32. You have made a dozen Greenland paddles and given 10 away so you can make more.

  10. Jeff Marden says:

    I answered yes to 24 of the 31 on the list. My favorite one is that I’m just buying the hooks to hang my paddle on the living room wall.

  11. Nick Diamond says:

    You have both a kayak trailer and a roof rack to haul your different sized kayaks with.

  12. you might be a kayaker if you own eight boats and counting

  13. Tara Harney says:

    If your New Years resolution is to paddle 1000 miles this year. This is my 4th year for that resolution and I have managed to accomplish it 2 out of the 3 past years.

  14. Ben Watson says:

    - If you glance at a forecast with lake wind advisory and say, “ah, I’ll stay in the slews”… But don’t.

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